It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
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