What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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