That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
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