Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Please, let me fuck your mom
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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