I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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