told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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