is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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