Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Randomize
