i barfeds in our rink
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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