yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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