why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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