Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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