Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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