I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
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