the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Randomize
