tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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