Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
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