Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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