If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
