Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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