is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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