My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
a search helicopter?!
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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