Small penises have feelings too.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I just sucked dick on a ferry
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
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