; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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