I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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