the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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