You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
