508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Do you still have your period?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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