Taylor Swift is so right about you.
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GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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