I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Walk of Shame today included voting.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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