I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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