Have you finally orgasmed yet?
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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