I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
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