if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
He's on the porch naked. Help.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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