New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Randomize
