stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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