i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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