That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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