Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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