i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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