There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Enjoy the penises
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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