I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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