The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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