Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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