the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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