Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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