I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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