I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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