he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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