i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
What happened to fro yo and sex?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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