That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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