Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
you never un-have a 4some
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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