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(720): View more from Colorado

Where are you?

(720): View more from Colorado

In a non slutty way

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(440): View more from Ohio

do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?

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you should probably use water

(440): View more from Ohio

i dont have any

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(228): View more from Mississippi

I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.

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(970): View more from Colorado

I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.

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(+61): View more from Australia

You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?

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(315): View more from New York

Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.

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(540): View more from Virginia

I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.

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