tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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