I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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