Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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