I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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