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i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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