my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
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