So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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